Category: Airport

The Ladies Aren’t Safe From Committing Douchebaggery

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Yes ladies, even you can be bluetooth douchebags…in fact, I’ve seen an uptick in female BTDBs both personally as well as through your submissions.  You asked for equal rights, you got ’em!
Location: Airport
Submitted by: @bleutool

If Only I Had 5 Hands, I Wouldn’t Have to Look Like a Douchebag

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Yes, I know what you’re thinking.  If anyone deserves to wear a handsfree device in public it’s this guy…well you’re wrong!  Why do you ask???  Well if you take a really close look you’ll notice this isn’t a business man at all, it’s actually a college sorority chick.  There are two things in the picture that give it away, can you spot them?  1. The starbcuks 2. The STAR magazine in his plastic bag!!!  Can you see it?!?!?!  What’s this dude reading about celebrities for if he’s closing multi-million dollar deals???
Location: Airport
Submitted by: @bleutool

Mile High Douchebag

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First I like how he’s holding his hand up to his left ear…probably thinking “Damn, I bet if I had two of these things I’d close TWICE as many deals!”  The second thing I like is the juxtaposition of the pay phone bank in the background, there’s something artistic about it.
Location: Denver Airport
Submitted by: @bleutool