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The true deal closers are ones that use every precious second before losing cell reception right up until “wheels up” as they like to say…pretending they’re either pilots or flying private.
Location: An Airplane
Submitted by: @bleutool

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Pea soup green shirt, faux leather jacket, fashionably torn jeans and of course the bluetooth headset mean this lady is on top of her Style magazines every month!
Location: Airport Somewhere
Submitted by: Unknown

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I like how he’s using his hands to implement non-verbal communication in his phone conversation.
Location: Dallas Airport
Submitted by: Chris

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I hope I don’t find a horse’s head in my bed after posting this one.
Location: Airport
Submitted by: @bleutool

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Yes ladies, even you can be bluetooth douchebags…in fact, I’ve seen an uptick in female BTDBs both personally as well as through your submissions.  You asked for equal rights, you got ‘em!
Location: Airport
Submitted by: @bleutool

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Not only is it a designated smoking area, it’s also a designated closin’ deals area.
Location: Airport
Submitted by: @bleutool

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Can’t believe this guy is still using the Blackberry Curve.  If he were truly closing deals he’d have the Blackberry Storm 2 by now.
Location: Airport
Submitted by: @bleutool

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Yes, I know what you’re thinking.  If anyone deserves to wear a handsfree device in public it’s this guy…well you’re wrong!  Why do you ask???  Well if you take a really close look you’ll notice this isn’t a business man at all, it’s actually a college sorority chick.  There are two things in the picture that give it away, can you spot them?  1. The starbcuks 2. The STAR magazine in his plastic bag!!!  Can you see it?!?!?!  What’s this dude reading about celebrities for if he’s closing multi-million dollar deals???
Location: Airport
Submitted by: @bleutool

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First I like how he’s holding his hand up to his left ear…probably thinking “Damn, I bet if I had two of these things I’d close TWICE as many deals!”  The second thing I like is the juxtaposition of the pay phone bank in the background, there’s something artistic about it.
Location: Denver Airport
Submitted by: @bleutool

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Either serendipity stepped in on this one and sat these two strangers together or they’re simply the most perfect bluetooth headset wearing couple I’ve ever seen.  If the dude with the aisle seat had one on too I’d stop this site immediately because I wouldn’t be able to find a bluetooth douchebag picture to top it.
Location: Phoenix
Submitted by: Ciaoenrico