Faisal Shahzad, Attempted Terrorist, is a Bluetooth Douchebag!



No wonder he couldn’t pull off his Times Square bomb plot…he was too focused on closing deals at the time!

Even Steven Colbert spotted this BTDB! Pay attention at 1:00 in the video:

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