May 4, 2010 Faisal Shahzad, Attempted Terrorist, is a Bluetooth Douchebag! [ratings] No wonder he couldn’t pull off his Times Square bomb plot…he was too focused on closing deals at the time! Even Steven Colbert spotted this BTDB! Pay attention at 1:00 in the video: The Colbert Report Mon – Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c Boom! Doesn’t Go the Dynamite www.colbertnation.com Colbert Report Full Episodes Political Humor Fox News Tags:72 virgins, attempted bombing, faisal shahzad, terrorist, times square Related Posts Who’s He Talking To??? NOBODY! Closing Deals for the Kids Another Example of “Hands Full Hands Free” About The Author Brian Jafar Abdule YEEEEEEEEEEEEEES I LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKE TO BOMB! MANY VIRGINS!!! USA lover If you have a name that includes every letter of the alphabet and wear something on your head that resembles a set of bed sheets. You’re not being singled out as a terrorist by others, it’s because 98.9% of the time the people behind these horrific acts are these people, if you don’t want to be treated as a terrorist, then stop carrying out terroist acts……douchebags!!!