If Only I Had 5 Hands, I Wouldn’t Have to Look Like a Douchebag

by Brian on February 19, 2010

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Yes, I know what you’re thinking.  If anyone deserves to wear a handsfree device in public it’s this guy…well you’re wrong!  Why do you ask???  Well if you take a really close look you’ll notice this isn’t a business man at all, it’s actually a college sorority chick.  There are two things in the picture that give it away, can you spot them?  1. The starbcuks 2. The STAR magazine in his plastic bag!!!  Can you see it?!?!?!  What’s this dude reading about celebrities for if he’s closing multi-million dollar deals???
Location: Airport
Submitted by: @bleutool

  • jason hack

    does that not look like former Arizona BBall and current USC BBall coach Kevin 0'Neill.
    Didn't know he was a DB. Apparently I was wrong.

  • Jim

    Plus, anyone who uses the long-handle, rolling feature of a suitcase is indeed a noodle-armed douchebag.

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