Month: February 2010

If Only I Had 5 Hands, I Wouldn’t Have to Look Like a Douchebag

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Yes, I know what you’re thinking.  If anyone deserves to wear a handsfree device in public it’s this guy…well you’re wrong!  Why do you ask???  Well if you take a really close look you’ll notice this isn’t a business man at all, it’s actually a college sorority chick.  There are two things in the picture that give it away, can you spot them?  1. The starbcuks 2. The STAR magazine in his plastic bag!!!  Can you see it?!?!?!  What’s this dude reading about celebrities for if he’s closing multi-million dollar deals???
Location: Airport
Submitted by: @bleutool

10 Items or Less Sir

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How about no items but tons of deals?  You can’t see them in the basket but this guy has a TON of deals he’s closing at the moment.
Location: Raley’s
Submitted by: @bleutool

How Much Should I Tip The Valet Guy?

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That’s what this multi-billionaire is trying to determine as he flips through all his $100 bills trying to find that elusive $20 which he can’t even remember what one looks like.
Location: Nevada
Submitted by: @bleutool

He’s a Man on the Move People!

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Look how fast this guy is movin’ and shakin’…bleutool almost missed out on this shot.
Location: Unknown
Submitted by: @bleutool