by Brian on September 2, 2009





(5 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5)
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Found this Twitpic from @Ben_Dejo…which is an AWESOME Twitter name by the way!
Looks like the guy should have ordered the LARGE coffee before passing out on his conference call.
Who’s he talking to?
His boss, wondering why the state of the economy forced him out of retirement and into these pointless conference calls which don’t even accomp……zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
-James
by Brian on September 2, 2009
by Brian on September 2, 2009
Check out where he keeps his multiple cell phones!





(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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Jfriah, the same secret service agent who did the CSI recreation with this guy, was able to snag a picture of this North Dakota Walmart frequenter. So glad we finally have a Walmart shot becuase every time I’m in there I see someone with a bluetooth earpiece but they must know who I am because they move too damn fast. Probably because they’re so smart they don’t need to ask for help like the guy above!
Despite the fact that we only see the finest example of upstanding and youthful citizens in Walmart, this guy apparently doesn’t fit that mold and is unaware the cell phone boobs went out back in 2007.
-James
by Brian on September 1, 2009
Trying to decide between 1 or 2 sets of curb feelers





(4 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)
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This Twitpic was shot by @charlesbroccoli in Pho-Town (I didn’t realize that was Phoenix until I Googled it….and I LIVE there!).
There are a few things to notice here…first off that must be his little brother to his right which is unfortunate because he’s figuratively and literally looking up to him in this picture and in life in general.
That’s apparent from the off kilter MLB licensed (with the sticker on the bill) hat which shouts out to society “I don’t care how I’m supposed to wear my hat! I’m going to be different and do it like every rapper in the world!” The shoes and jean shorts are of course the same as well…with the only difference in the outfit being the wifebeater vs. full black shirt that the older brother is wearing. This is a simple economic matter and once little bro has 17 more oil changes under his belt he’ll be able to afford the same shirt from Ross.
Who’s he talking to?
Nobody, his cell contract was canceled last month but he’s gotta keep up the front.
-James