D-Backs D-Bag

What’s worse than a Met’s fan at a Diamondbacks game?  This guy. [ratings] She’s texting her girlfriend right now with “OMG, he’s still wearing his bluetooth…it’s the 7th inning stretch! LOL ROTFLMAO WTF!” Hey, if

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What’s worse than a Met’s fan at a Diamondbacks game?  This guy. [ratings] She’s texting her girlfriend right now with “OMG, he’s still wearing his bluetooth…it’s the 7th inning stretch! LOL ROTFLMAO WTF!” Hey, if

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Dallas, TX Bluetooth Douchebag Duo

Clueless Despite Many Warnings [ratings] Yes, that’s right…they have been warned by their friends that it’s most certainly not cool to wear a bluetooth earpiece 24/7.  Did they heed the warnings of their friends (still

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Clueless Despite Many Warnings [ratings] Yes, that’s right…they have been warned by their friends that it’s most certainly not cool to wear a bluetooth earpiece 24/7.  Did they heed the warnings of their friends (still

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Dual Bluetooth Handsfree Earpieces – WTF!

Why be a regular douchebag when you can double up? This kid’s obviously headed down the wrong path, hanging out with the wrong kids.  At least take one of those damn things out before someone

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Why be a regular douchebag when you can double up? This kid’s obviously headed down the wrong path, hanging out with the wrong kids.  At least take one of those damn things out before someone

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Clam Chowder D-Bag from TheDirty.com

Why are your seats in the outfield, guy? Found another one from back in the day on TheDirty.com.  As Nik Richie says, he has to keep his handsfree on at all times to close deals

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Why are your seats in the outfield, guy? Found another one from back in the day on TheDirty.com.  As Nik Richie says, he has to keep his handsfree on at all times to close deals

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6 Steps to Taking the Perfect Bluetooth Douchebag Picture on an iPhone

Aaahh! It made the picture taking sound!  RUN! So there I am, headed towards the checkout in my local grocery store when what do I spot?  You guessed it, a bluetooth douchebag. I readied my

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Aaahh! It made the picture taking sound!  RUN! So there I am, headed towards the checkout in my local grocery store when what do I spot?  You guessed it, a bluetooth douchebag. I readied my

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Ron Jeremy’s Douchier Brother

Yet another Flickr find, this one from “Delicious Soup.” What looks like Ron Jeremy’s not so distant cousin or long lost brother is actually a snakeoil salesman in Los Angeles, CA.  Can you believe this

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Yet another Flickr find, this one from “Delicious Soup.” What looks like Ron Jeremy’s not so distant cousin or long lost brother is actually a snakeoil salesman in Los Angeles, CA.  Can you believe this

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What a 1997 Bluetooth Earpiece Would Look Like

Submitted through Twitter by @wav4rm Seriously, this is what Bill Gates would have dished out to the masses if he had developed the technology back in the day.  This thing is HUGE!  Absolutely nothing discrete

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Submitted through Twitter by @wav4rm Seriously, this is what Bill Gates would have dished out to the masses if he had developed the technology back in the day.  This thing is HUGE!  Absolutely nothing discrete

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MySpace Rapping Douchebags

I’m not exactly sure which one is MYSPACE.COM/DAVIDX03 but they like to hang out with the douche on the far left.  Quick question, what time is it?  I’d ask the guy second from the right

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I’m not exactly sure which one is MYSPACE.COM/DAVIDX03 but they like to hang out with the douche on the far left.  Quick question, what time is it?  I’d ask the guy second from the right

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Dirty Jersey Ultimate Douchebag

Actually…It’s Florida But seriously, doesn’t this look like a typical dirty Jersey guido douchebag?  His Myspace name is Tu Chiko Dorado which I believe means “Skinny Cigarettes.” Who’s He Talking To? Judging by his pose

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Actually…It’s Florida But seriously, doesn’t this look like a typical dirty Jersey guido douchebag?  His Myspace name is Tu Chiko Dorado which I believe means “Skinny Cigarettes.” Who’s He Talking To? Judging by his pose

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Entourage – Johnny Drama is a Bluetooth Douchebag – Aliph Jawbone

Johnny Johnny Johnny I’ll go easy on you because you’re in  car, and that’s one of the approved places to use the bluetooth.  Plus that Lincoln Continental is badass so it sort of cancels out

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Johnny Johnny Johnny I’ll go easy on you because you’re in  car, and that’s one of the approved places to use the bluetooth.  Plus that Lincoln Continental is badass so it sort of cancels out

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