Month: August 2009

Sharktank Clip – Bluetooth Implant WTF!

You won’t look like a douche…but you’ll be dead soon enough

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Maybe this guy realized what a dumb idea it actually is, but his presentation skills were just awful…have some confidence guy!

Surprised they didn’t mention the douche factor involved as well.  How sad would it be if you had to be on the phone so much that it warranted having a bluetooth earpiece surgically implanted in your head!

-James

Whoa! This BTDB travels!

Hey wait a minute, I’ve seen this guy before!

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My newest secret agent Jfriah may have made a discovery regarding my HotlantaDirty.com post and my Austin, Texas post of the crazy guy.

Message: OMG!!!!! If you look at the photos from Aug 26, Atlanta and Aug 27, Austin…THIS IS THE SAME DUDE!!! I have done a C.S.I-style facial analysis with Photoshop and taken the head, changed the dimensions to resize it and……the facial details exactly superimpose over this dude’s naked butt with TheDirty.com photo. Scary. Dude travels.

I think you’re on to something here.  It looks like the beard changed color but that can definitely happen within a year and a half, that’s when Nik Richie first posted this guy.

He needs a name because I feel we’ll see him again.  From here on out his name will be Old Man Weather (OMW if I’m feeling lazy).

-James

Crazy…Bluetooth…Fannypack…Pink…WTF

He must know something we don’t

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Most high power business executives like to conduct their meetings in a board room, in their office or maybe even Starbucks for a more low key meeting…not this guy!

Who’s he talking to?

Donald Trump of course!  Who else would have the confidence to wear this outfit on the street but someone who deals with the highest minds in business!

Thanks to @stephenpeasley for this shot on TwitPic.  I believe he resides in Canada, which explains a lot.

-James

EXTREME CLOSEUP Bluetooth Douchebag

Yet another perfect BleuTool Secret Agent shot

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This guy’s amazing with his pictures, you all should be taking notes…shit, I should be taking notes.

Look at the proximity to the subject.  Either this guy doesn’t care about getting caught or he’s just that good at being incognito.

Who’s he talking to?

He’s calling the health care protest rally coordinator and asking why those kids are going the opposite direction from the rally site…and are without “Public Option = Socialism” signs.

-James

BustaBluetooth – Busta Rhymes Isn’t Immune

Let’s be honest…he can actually pull it off

HOLLYWOOD - JUNE 26: Busta Rhymes arrives to the 2007 BET Awards after party hosted by 10 Cane Rum held at the Roosevelt Hotel on June 26, 2007 in Hollywood, California.     *** Local Caption *** Busta Rhymes

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So if you dress sharp and have a giant mouth with diamond studs that are just as big…you might be able to pull off the bluetooth in public…key word being “might.”

I’m a bit indifferent about this one, that doesn’t happen often.  Oh well, let’s figure out who he’s talking to.

Who’s he talking to?

His manager, wondering where the hell he’s been for the last decade.

-James

via Photobucket