No, You Do Not Have Swagger

by Ben on July 8, 2011

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You know that right before this picture was taken he was smiling and then shouted “wait a minute!” while he took his bluetooth headset out of his Sears suit and attempted to get his swagger on….unfortunately it didn’t work.

Submitted by : EdwardDottin

Location : Toronto

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BTDB Frequents BBQ Joint in South Carolina

by Brian on July 30, 2010

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Got this from a friend in SC who says this guy came in yelling on his bluetooth, talked on it while ordering and treated the employees like shit and of course left it on while he ate.  I’m surprised he found people willing to sit next to him.
Location: South Carolina
Submitted by: Nick

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I was on Facebook today and saw a photo album entitled “Wedding of Awesomeness” so I clicked of course.  Little did I know I was about to stumble on some dude that thought it was appropriate to wear his bluetooth headset during his wedding!  Not only that, it appears he wears this thing EVERYWHERE as you’ll see in the profile pictures I grabbed.  His profile says he’s a part time Walmart employee which means he’s definitely not closing enough deals.

Starts out very sweet and innocent, even making his daughter part of the ceremony

Wait a second, what’s that in your ear? Are you conferencing in a witness that couldn’t be there in person?

Not even the cake eating ceremony will keep this guy from closing deals.

Maybe it was a one time thing, wait, nope, here are a ton more of him wearing it.  Notice the different hairstyles, this has been going on for some time!

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Dad’s be closin’ deals!

Dad Life from Church on the Move on Vimeo.

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The true deal closers are ones that use every precious second before losing cell reception right up until “wheels up” as they like to say…pretending they’re either pilots or flying private.
Location: An Airplane
Submitted by: @bleutool

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